Accurate.
(Source: bellechere)
I needed this on my blog. The best response to anon hate I have ever read.
REMEMBER WHEN
(Source: iraffiruse)
“Dude I don’t know what the fuck happened. I was robbing some bitch and the next thing I know I’m being choked out by a fcker that can’t use his legs…..”
I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT
(Source: luginub)
chloe ate most of my sandwich earlier today and spent like, 20 minutes trying not to look at me
I ordered 5 pounds of gummy sharks
what the fuck do I do now
what the actual fuck if cats aren’t born on drugs then i don’t even know
imagine all the weird cat shit not caught on video
Hey look I’m on video
(Source: annabellehector)
this guy would survive in movies
girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.
are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face
act like a bitch get slapped like a bitch