Photo 24 Apr 16,130 notes lifehackable:

Take notes, boys.

lifehackable:

Take notes, boys.

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Text 24 Apr 177,135 notes

hiphopfightsplaque:

mascara packaging can get really intense???

it’s always like: MEGABLAST ULTRA LASH SUPER INTENSE BLACKEST BLACK WITH OUT BRAND NEW FORMULA ENGINEERED FROM REGENERATIVE DNA OF LIZARDS AND COMES WITH TOP SECRET ADVANCED WAND TECHNOLOGY DESIGNED BY NASA

Photo 24 Apr 1,684 notes oracioalves:

MAKE…THEM…SUPPER!

oracioalves:

MAKE…THEM…SUPPER!

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thosewhoshowup:

So my school has this thing called the “Condom Fairy”. You just go to the Student Health website and state your preferences. You can choose male and/or female condoms and weather or not you want lube. Then a few days later an envelope appears in your mailbox free of charge! Also with that cool little note about consent. 

Photo 24 Apr 38,990 notes stickysheep:

depraved-heart-murder:

appropriately-inappropriate:

dykeprivilege:

jessicabeachgirl:

seethestarsablaze:

heyimrudeacid:

lesbii-cool:

*starts a fire in my kitchen*

*starts fire in my bedroom*

Omfg. Um. Hello there.

*Starts a fire in my pants!!!*

*gets trapped in lift*

The best part is that there’s a fairly decent chance, given the background of the photo (dry wilderness and scrub brush) that the firefighter in this picture is a Hotshot—
And Hotshots, along with Smoke-Jumpers, are sort of like… Okay. If firefighters are rockstars, Hot-Shots are Queen and Smoke-Jumpers are whatever Tony Stark uses to rev himself up for badassery.
Hotshots are elite firefighters who train extensively and are inserted into high-risk terrain in order to fight the fire on the ground. In layman’s terms—if there’s a forest fire threatening your house, the hotshots are the dudes digging the fire trenches while whirling beams of fire snap give feet from them.
And then, then, there’s the Smoke-Jumpers. As their name implies, they jump smoke. In layman’s terms—the fires the hotshots can’t reach by land? Those crazy fuckera PARACHUTE into forest fires.
Because jumping out of a plane isn’t scary enough, they do it in near-zero visibility, through scorching smoke, with the risk that the thermals and currents could blow them right into a burning tree, to pick a landing spot so they can then be in remote backwoods wilderness with minimal hope of rescue if something goes tits up.
So yeah. If this lady’s an urban firefighter she’s a huge badass. But if my guess is right and she’s a more elite unit, then I want to have her gay babies like, yesterday.

Whoa.

I’ma work on having a body like that dang

stickysheep:

depraved-heart-murder:

appropriately-inappropriate:

dykeprivilege:

jessicabeachgirl:

seethestarsablaze:

heyimrudeacid:

lesbii-cool:

*starts a fire in my kitchen*

*starts fire in my bedroom*

Omfg. Um. Hello there.

*Starts a fire in my pants!!!*

*gets trapped in lift*

The best part is that there’s a fairly decent chance, given the background of the photo (dry wilderness and scrub brush) that the firefighter in this picture is a Hotshot—

And Hotshots, along with Smoke-Jumpers, are sort of like… Okay. If firefighters are rockstars, Hot-Shots are Queen and Smoke-Jumpers are whatever Tony Stark uses to rev himself up for badassery.

Hotshots are elite firefighters who train extensively and are inserted into high-risk terrain in order to fight the fire on the ground.
In layman’s terms—if there’s a forest fire threatening your house, the hotshots are the dudes digging the fire trenches while whirling beams of fire snap give feet from them.

And then, then, there’s the Smoke-Jumpers. As their name implies, they jump smoke.
In layman’s terms—the fires the hotshots can’t reach by land? Those crazy fuckera PARACHUTE into forest fires.

Because jumping out of a plane isn’t scary enough, they do it in near-zero visibility, through scorching smoke, with the risk that the thermals and currents could blow them right into a burning tree, to pick a landing spot so they can then be in remote backwoods wilderness with minimal hope of rescue if something goes tits up.

So yeah. If this lady’s an urban firefighter she’s a huge badass. But if my guess is right and she’s a more elite unit, then I want to have her gay babies like, yesterday.

Whoa.

I’ma work on having a body like that dang

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Photo 24 Apr 41,968 notes princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

Text 24 Apr 93,111 notes

vivalakokamo:

thatstupidhappyguy:

littlecrowburd:

panchromaticrhythm:

livingdeadgirlsuperstar:

GUYS CAN COSPLAY GIRLS
GUYS CAN COSPLAY GIRLS
GUYS CAN COSPLAY GIRLS
GUYS CAN COSPLAY GIRLS
GUYS CAN COSPLAY GIRLS
GUYS CAN COSPLAY GIRLS

except we look terrible when we do >_> we want to be stunning like the rest of you.

Everyone is stunning no matter their gender or who they are dressing as.

BAM

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POW

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BAZZINGA

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KACHING

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WHOOSH

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SPLAT

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PEW PEW PEWWW

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KAPLOOIE

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SNNNK

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BLUHHH

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SHALL I CONTINUE? 

Please do.

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phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

wellthisisverymuch:

hiddlestalker:

perks-of-fangirling:

yourvoiceinnovember:

plat-inum:

jeanwantsatumblr:

monkaroo:

thewriterhouse:

Can you imagine reading in one of these during a rainstorm?

Imagine having this though. No wind. No bugs. No critters. You’re own little bubble. I legitimately need this in my life.

Imagine forcing a cat in there with you  

there are two types of people

What if you farted and you couldn’t get out and you pretty much gassed yourself to death

three. three types of people

you could preserve a dead body

Correction, four types.

Imagine if the Zombie Apocalypse started and you were just like this Human Hamster Wheel, mowing them down left and right as they pawed at the cylindrical surface… not comprehending why they could see you, but not reach your warm, delicious flesh. 

…five. 

deanwinchestersshortshorts:

themockingjayfromgallifrey:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

wellthisisverymuch:

hiddlestalker:

perks-of-fangirling:

yourvoiceinnovember:

plat-inum:

jeanwantsatumblr:

monkaroo:

thewriterhouse:

Can you imagine reading in one of these during a rainstorm?

Imagine having this though. No wind. No bugs. No critters. You’re own little bubble. I legitimately need this in my life.

Imagine forcing a cat in there with you  

there are two types of people

What if you farted and you couldn’t get out and you pretty much gassed yourself to death

three. three types of people

you could preserve a dead body

Correction, four types.

Imagine if the Zombie Apocalypse started and you were just like this Human Hamster Wheel, mowing them down left and right as they pawed at the cylindrical surface… not comprehending why they could see you, but not reach your warm, delicious flesh. 

…five. 

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Video 24 Apr 272,008 notes

lolsofunny:

 

I love this comics

I’M GONNA BUILD A DECK

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Text 24 Apr 1,585 notes

professionaldaydreamer2:

Coping strategy for when you are trapped in conversations with obnoxious people:
1. Pick a spot nearby, around eye level, preferably a small object. That is now the camera.
2. When they say something you just cannot stand, look directly into the camera like you’re on The Office
3. Repeat as often as needed

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