Lil goo gal. (Wanted her to be more blue but I have a limited range of markers!!)
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
itskimkar-ian asked: so, I work in an ice cream shop. if people want samples, we give them a small sample with a new, clean taster spoon. if we gave them one somebody else just used, they'd be outraged and grossed out. so then why do people get pierced with someone else's needles??!!!??!?!
I thought this was going to be irrelevant but yes, that’s a good point.
remember guys, always look for professionals!
I assume you guys have all seen at least one of these before, but they’re cracking me up
I was going through a facebook group when I saw this he pierced his ear himself and already plans on stretching to a 14g later tonight. Then, somebody comments that he pierced his lip with a fork.
What’s awful: He’s sizing up the day he pierces his own ear with a sewing needle and the other guy PEIRCE HIS LIP WITH A FORK
How to fix it: TAKE THEM OUT! Get them done by a professional! DON’T USE EATING UTENSILS TO PEIRCE YOURSELF
[Don’t have a Tumblr and I tried my best to do everything right but not sure if my computer was cooperating/I was mildly confused]
If a 7 year old realises gender stereotyping is wrong and you don’t, something is very wrong with you.
u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me
This shits just ridiculous. Probably the worst torture in the history of torture.
SAND FLOOR ROOM
So basically it’s a torture device, where a person is put into a room with slow moving sand-paper at the bottom. There is no way out.
The person has to walk forward to keep from getting send to the corner and scraped.
Eventually after days of walking, the person will get tired and won’t be able to anymore.
What happens next, is pretty gruesome and self-explanatory.
Great, now everybody knows about these. I built mine before it was cool!
This is so beautiful :’)
I fucking love people who find street-side self-employment to do what they love. When I was in high school, there was a kid in my AP Bio class, really smart and intelligent and loved biology, but he was just so disillusioned with the academic situation in America that he didn’t even want to go to college. Our bio teacher asked him how he was going to find a career in biology without a degree, and he said he’d buy an electrophoresis kit and set it up in a city square and just let people watch the DNA fragments travel through the gel, and set out a hat or whatever to take donations. A biology street-performer. We all laughed, but last summer I was in Boulder, and there was this man on Pearl Street, along with the magicians and harpists and such, and he had a high-powered telescope. You could look through it and see the planets and stars in broad daylight, and he’d point them all out to you and give you a little lesson. He had a hat out and a cardboard sign asking for three dollars to look through the telescope, and he had a line of people. There’s something incredibly inspiring to me about the people who want to do something so badly that they’ll do it on the street if they have to.
I saw a guy giving free compliments, and taking donations on the street. He would wax poetic about the beauty of the people walking by - their hair, their clothing, “the light shines off the blue of your eyes, while the skies of venice weep in shame, to wish they could match a shade so clear and bright.” Dude had class.
No matter what gender or age passed by, he had something kind to say to them.
There was a picture on tumblr somewhere of a person sitting and would give people a dollar if they told them their story. One day I want to do that. Just listen to people tell me about their lives
emobagels asked: SHUT THE FUCK UP you fucking weeaboo dyke ass bitch. fuck ur women movement, they should be tied and burned if they ever step foot out of the fuckin kitchen, bitch. male dominance is forever, and these stupid little cunts will never be the same as us. fuck ur gay ass japanese anime shit, sakura will never eat your pussy out you fuckin lame. i bench 290 and i will personally beat the shit out of you and any of your fucking supporters. fuck you, fuck women, fuck japan, and fuck social equality.
this asshole didn’t even need anon apparently
has he considered castrating himself and then lying down in front of a steam train
I just need everyone to see this.
*handcuffs them to a pole*
what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom